Dean, Corinne and I have gone to meet Director Boy briefly.
"So what are you doing today?" We all look at each other for an answer. "Don't know."
"You could go to the V&A," Director Boy suggests. "Yes but Nik doesn't like the V&A" answers Corinne, thus meaning I don't have to state this since I have stated it enough for it to be firmly ingrained on the head of anyone who would waste their breath suggesting it.
"How could you not like the V&A?" asks Director Boy looking at me. He tries to persuade me, "it has clothes. And fashion." There is a pause whilst everyone takes it what he has just said. He realises.
"I'm selling this to the wrong person out of you three aren't I? What do you like?"
"Dinosaurs," Corinne answers for me.
"Yes but you did that last time. Do you like paintings?"
"No. I don't like art. I told Cat that once, the look on her face was priceless..."
Director Boy pauses, "are you cultured at all?"

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